The Human Blueprint for Smarter AI Agents

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Human‑Inspired Agents: Translating Workflows into Robust AI Systems

When ChatGPT and its peers burst onto the scene at the end of 2022, the analyst community immediately began probing one question: could large language models write SQL for us? The appeal is obvious. More than 400 million Office 365 users—and upwards of 90 percent of firms—still rely on spreadsheets for core analysis, so any effective AI tool for analysts taps a vast, lucrative market. I have argued before that such tools are shifting analysts from “dashboard jockeys” to strategic AI orchestrators who pair domain insight with machine assistance.


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The first thing we all tried was fine tuning. However, simply fine-tuning pre-trained LLMs for text-to-SQL quickly reveals critical limitations. Natural language is inherently ambiguous, database schema context is often fragmented, and models frequently lack the factual knowledge needed to generate correct queries. For production applications—especially customer-facing ones—this unreliability is unacceptable. Analysts will only trust systems that consistently deliver accurate results. The industry needs more robust approaches beyond basic fine-tuning to make text-to-SQL viable for real-world implementation.

Learning From Human SQL Craft

At the recent Agent Conference in New York, Timescale’s CTO Mike Freedman laid out a blueprint for a more reliable text‑to‑SQL agent—without further fine tuning or post-training. His starting point is disarmingly simple: observe how experienced analysts write SQL, then mirror that workflow.

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Timescale distills those observations into two companion modules:

  1. Semantic Catalog. Think of this as an always‑up‑to‑date knowledge base that maps user vocabulary to database reality. It stores table semantics, column aliases, units, and business definitions. When the LLM receives a prompt, the agent first queries the catalog to ground ambiguous terms (“revenue” versus “gross_sales”) and to inject table‑specific hints. Because the catalog is version‑controlled alongside the schema, new columns or renamed fields propagate automatically—no retraining required. As I noted in an earlier piece on GraphRAG and related approaches, Timescale is part of a broader shift toward grounding RAG systems in structured knowledge rather than vectors alone.

  2. Semantic Validation. After the model drafts a query, the agent runs EXPLAIN in Postgres to catch undefined columns, type mismatches, and egregious cost estimates. Invalid plans trigger a structured error that the agent feeds back into the LLM for another revision cycle. The loop resembles a compiler pass more than a chat exchange, and it neatly aligns with how modern coding copilots lean on build tools to sanity‑check generated code. 

The practical effect is a system that converges on syntactically and semantically correct SQL in a handful of turns—often faster than a fine‑tuned model that “hallucinates” table names it was never shown.

From Text-to-SQL to Broader Lessons in Agent Design

The Timescale approach yields tangible results, sharply reducing query errors, particularly for complex joins, once its Semantic Catalog and Validation components are active. More importantly, it offers a methodological blueprint. Instead of merely layering a large language model onto existing interfaces, Timescale started by dissecting how expert analysts actually write SQL—understanding intent, mapping terms to schema, testing, and correcting. They then encoded this structured workflow into an agent that intelligently combines probabilistic generation with deterministic checks.

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This specific example highlights broader lessons for building effective AI agents. Firstly, it underscores the value of deeply understanding the human workflow you aim to automate or assist; modeling the human process provides critical insights into the necessary information and feedback mechanisms. Secondly, it reinforces the idea that realizing AI’s full potential often requires transforming workflows, not just augmenting them. As others, including Microsoft, have argued regarding AI agents, the most significant gains come when we redesign how work gets done, integrating AI tightly with deterministic tools and structured data sources rather than treating it as a simple add-on.

For practitioners building AI applications, particularly those involving complex generation tasks, several practical takeaways emerge. Invest in building and maintaining structured context layers (like semantic catalogs or knowledge graphs) to ground the model accurately. Leverage existing deterministic tools—databases, compilers, APIs, linters—as cheap, reliable oracles for validating AI output. Finally, design agents with tight feedback loops, enabling them to interpret structured validation results and iteratively self-correct. The journey towards trustworthy AI systems relies significantly on such thoughtful system design, combining generative power with structured knowledge and verification.

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Chuck D Is Calling You Out

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Chuck D is prepping for a busy summer. Following a Public Enemy performance in Napa Valley and another at Boston Calling at the end of May, Chuck, Flavor Flav, and crew head overseas for a handful of shows in June before joining Guns N’ Roses on their Because What You Want & What You Get Are Two Completely Different Things tour. It’s a grueling schedule, with dates peppered all across Europe. They’ll eventually return to the States toward the end of July, landing in Athens, Georgia, on July 22. 

For Chuck, this is nothing new. As Public Enemy’s frontman, he’s been trotting around the globe since the 1980s, bringing the group’s politically-charged anthems and militant style of the S1Ws to audiences in every corner of the world. Now 64, Chuck is one of hip-hop’s few sexagenarians still rocking the mic, a topic he addresses on his new compilation project, Radio Armageddon. While the 14-track effort bridges the generational gap—contributions include gangsta rap innovator Schoolly D and Stetsasonic’s Daddy-O alongside up-and-comers like Miranda Writes—Chuck is laser-focused on the lack of respect given to our hip-hop pioneers.

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“The ism of ageism is up there with sexism and racism,” Chuck D tells SPIN by phone. “Ageism is derailing elders.” 

Chuck D and Flava Flav at the 2024 Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame Induction Ceremony on October 19, 2024 in Cleveland, Ohio. (Credit: Sara Jaye/Getty Images for The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame)
Chuck D and Flava Flav at the 2024 Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame Induction Ceremony on October 19, 2024 in Cleveland, Ohio. (Credit: Sara Jaye/Getty Images for The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame)

Unlike rock ’n roll, where artists like Paul McCartney and Mick Jagger are touring into their 80s, hip-hop is still a relatively youth-focused genre, so there aren’t as many older artists blazing the trail. Ice-T, Chuck, Flavor Flav, Kurtis Blow, DJ Kool Herc, and Grandmaster Flash are among the hip-hop legends in their 60s, and they often have to fight for their rightful place. 

“Daddy-O, to me, did the best album of 2024 and nobody covered it,” he points out. “There’s no classification for classic hip-hop. The curation of classic hip-hop has to be at least half of what classic rock has done. I’m traveling with a classic rock act this year in stadiums. Now, classic rock is made up of so many groups out of the ’90s. Green Day is a classic rock group, and they do whatever they want.

“I was with a rock group that was damn near a cover band [Prophets of Rage] that did great tours around the world, although we had original music and played Rage Against the Machine songs, Public Enemy songs, and Cypress Hill songs. When are we going to start seeing hip-hop cover bands? I think we’re right around the corner. It’s about the songs. The songs are the gods. And then the best way to turn on new generations to old songs is performers that have the passion to connect.” 

Chuck D and Flavor Flav perform onstage during Jelly Roll & Friends: A Concert for All First Responders at Rose Bowl Stadium on February 1, 2025 in Pasadena, California. (Credit: Amy Sussman/Getty Images for Jelly Roll)

Despite the uphill climb, Chuck is still testing the boundaries of his musical (and lyrical) craft, as evident on Radio Armageddon. From the chaotic, Bomb Squad-flavored lead single, “New Gens” featuring Daddy-O, to the frenzied feeling of “Rogue Runnin” with Phill Most Chill, some people aren’t going to “get it,” and Chuck is at peace with that. 

“It’s me doing a new style of being a master of ceremonies,” he says of the project. “You have the hip-hop god Daddy-O on ‘New Gens,’ and he’s more conventional, straight up with the rhyme on the beat. My thing was coming unorthodox from left field, and it’s not meant to be liked. Sometimes we could go on a tangent. I don’t give a fuck about likes, and I don’t give a fuck about approvals on art because I come from an art background. However, when I’m presenting an MC, it’s different. I think MCs like 1/2 Pint and Miranda Writes on ‘Is God She?’ are doing a phenomenal job and should get the look.” 

As far as the production, Chuck has entrusted David “C-Doc” Snyder, who he describes as the “Brian Eno of hip-hop,” to weave supercharged sonic threads into his own slightly tattered tapestry of sound. Rough around the edges at times yet interesting enough to warrant a head nod or two, Radio Armageddon primarily relies on Chuck’s authoritative voice to command attention. Nearly 40 years after releasing Public Enemy’s rallying cry, “Fight the Power,” he continues to spotlight important issues. 

“Make racists afraid again,” he raps on “Here We Are Heard.” “They wanna build a wall between us and Mexicans/Still on the outside lookin’ in/Based on the skin I’m in,” a somber reminder that the United States hasn’t made much progress in that department.

As Chuck said, not everybody is going to “like” Radio Armageddon, but for those who want an experience that equates to “listening to a radio station dipped in acid with Wu-Tang Clan fighting at the door, trying to get in”—as Chuck puts it—let the record play. 

“It’s very hard to introduce a sonic audio revolution in 2025, when everybody’s addicted to their screens,” he says. “People don’t listen with their ears first anymore, they listen with their eyes, but C-Doc has invented the sudden turn production, and he’s learned from the blueprint of the Bomb Squad but has turned it into this drive into a ditch-type style that I don’t think is precedented. He’s running with the words and dancing with the beats.”

To see our running list of the top 100 greatest rock stars of all time, click here.

New Book on Bob Dylan Explores the Artist’s Most Influential Period of Music

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During the 1960s, Bob Dylan was many things to many people: a folk music icon, a civil rights activist, and a singing revolutionary. He released a dizzying array of landmark albums, such as The Freewheelin’ Bob Dylan, Highway 61 Revisited, and Blonde on Blonde, making him one of the decade’s most innovative artists. But he was also one of the most controversial. He was famously called a “Judas” for abandoning folk music—a genre he helped reinvigorate—to go electric. He relished in his exploding celebrity status in the mid-’60s, only to reject it by the end of the decade. During interviews, Dylan told conflicting stories about his background and his music, not allowing anyone to truly know him. More than 50 years later, the legendary singer-songwriter is considered one of the most influential—and mysterious—cultural icons the world has ever seen.

Now, a new biography explores this fascinating period in Dylan’s fabled music career. 

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Decade Of Dissent: How 1960s Bob Dylan Changed The World by author and journalist Sean Egan draws on exclusive original interviews and never-before-published insights about the first 10 years of Dylan’s music career, spanning his rise as a music icon to his self-inflicted descension as a background character in the cultural zeitgeist of the 1970s. 

“I think you’ll get something from this book, regardless of whether you are new to Dylan or whether you know a lot about him,” says Egan. “I hope it gives an insight into why he was so culturally important in the 1960s…he brought a political consciousness and poetry to popular music. And when you think about it, that changed the world…”

From why Dylan changed his name to his 1966 motorcycle accident to the release of his 1970 album, Self Portrait, Decade Of Dissent explores in detail the decade that solidified the artist as one of the greatest musicians of all time.  

SPIN: So many books have been written about Bob Dylan. How is your book different from other Dylan biographies? 

Sean Egan: Part of it was a prosaic reason, namely, about 15 years ago, I did quite a long article on the making of Highway 61 Revisited through a U.K. magazine. And I interviewed most of the musicians who played on it, plus Daniel Kramer, who took the cover photograph. He also took the cover photograph of Bringing It All Back Home. As with all magazine features, you have a hell of a lot of material left over, which you can’t include, just for reasons of space. And so it was always in the back of my mind that one day that might make the basis of an interesting book. 

In terms of a book that focuses on Dylan’s career in the 1960s, that is really the crucial part of it, which is not to say he hasn’t made great albums since, but every album that he made in the ’60s seemed to be revolutionary, maybe apart from his debut album. As both an artist and a sociopolitical force, which is what he essentially became, that was by far the most interesting part of Dylan’s life and career.

I imagine if you’re going to pick any period in Dylan’s career, the 60s would be it. 

Oh, yeah. Everything he recorded in that decade is interesting, if not necessarily great. He starts the decade in 1962 in a fairly mediocre way with his debut album, which is mostly cover versions. So that’s not much interest to us at this end of history, because, of course, what is interesting to us about Dylan is his own songs. And he ends it in a curious way with Nashville Skyline, which is a very slick album, but to a great extent, an empty album, which has got none of the things that we came to love Dylan for, i.e., poetic and meaningful words and a refusal to fall into line with song convention. But in between those two albums, those two bookends, if you like, he just makes a string of revolutionary albums, full of great songs and lyrics that elevate popular songs and new plateaus of poetry. And he also puts in many great performances, as both a vocalist and on harmonica, both of which he is extremely underrated for.

Bob Dylan in1966. (Credit: Charlie Steiner - Highway 67/Getty Images)
Bob Dylan in 1966. (Credit: Charlie Steiner – Highway 67/Getty Images)

What was the most difficult aspect of writing this book? 

I think it was simply having to sift through Dylan’s contradictory stances and opinions and recollections. In the end, very often, you simply have to either discount one contrasting point of view and say, “Well, common sense dictates that this is the real truth,” or you have to represent both points of view and leave it to the readers to make up their own minds. Dylan, I think at bottom, is an admirable person, and he’s done more good than harm in this world. But yeah, it is extremely annoying that you can’t get a definitive version of events from Dylan himself, and you have to rely on outside sources and your own intuition. 

Why do you think he was insistent on creating falsehoods about his background, essentially creating, not just a stage name, but multiple personas? 

There’s sort of prosaic and mundane reasons, as well as more profound reasons. 

Zimmerman, which is his real name, is a Jewish name. And quite frankly, in those days, if you wanted to get on in life, especially in the entertainment business, it was considered to be necessary to downplay any ethnicity, anything that wasn’t sort of White Anglo-Saxon Protestant. So, that may be the reason for him changing his name. As for Dylan itself, he’s given conflicting reasons for the choice of that name. Sometimes he says it came from Dylan Thomas. Sometimes he says it didn’t. I guess we’ll never know. But it all seems to be tied up with this discomfort about where he came from and about his uneasy relationship with his father. He just didn’t want people to know that he came from where he did. And of course, it’s much more glamorous—and this applies to everybody, not just Bob Dylan—to pretend that you came from an underprivileged background than to say “Yeah, I wanted for nothing when I was a kid.”

Joan Baez and Bob Dylan perform during a civil rights rally in1963 in Washington D.C. (Credit: Rowland Scherman/National Archive/Newsmakers)
Joan Baez and Bob Dylan perform during a civil rights rally in 1963 in Washington D.C. (Credit: Rowland Scherman/National Archive/Newsmakers)

In the first chapter of your book, you write about Dylan’s family background and how it influenced songs such as “Blowin’ in the Wind,” “Masters of War,” and “The Times They Are A-Changin’.” Can you talk about the impact it had on him as an artist?

Dylan doesn’t come from poverty. He never wanted for anything when he was a kid, financially. Culturally and emotionally, that’s a very different kettle of fish. He comes from up on the border of Canada in Hibbing, Minnesota, which was quite a barren place culturally, and quite a very cold place as well. He once said, “Well, I didn’t rebel when I was a kid, because it was too cold to rebel.” In terms of his family background, I guess we’ll never know fully because he’s quite circumspect about it. But there seems to have been a profound problem in his upbringing. I think he got on well with his mother and with one of his grandmothers, but with his father, it was a much more complicated situation, partly because his dad was a businessman, and like a lot of businessmen do, he employed his kids in his workplace so they could earn a bit of money. And one of Dylan’s jobs assisting his father, who owned a furniture store at one point, was to repossess furniture from people who had fallen behind in payments because they’d become unemployed. And Dylan detested that job, absolutely detested it. His girlfriend at the time said it was just the thing that he dreaded most in life, and that seems to be one of the things that gave him an early sympathy for the underdog and the underprivileged. Eventually, that manifests itself in his protest songs.

It seems like he’s got to have a large amount of empathy to write such powerful anthems. 

Dylan has always been happy to embrace material privilege for himself. He was driving cars and riding motorbikes when he was still a teenager. And of course, he’s been happy to be the recipient of royalty checks, which started very early on because “Blowin’ in the Wind” was covered by everybody and his uncle in the early days. But he can also see the inequities of the capitalist system. Not that he’s ever embraced socialism. He is much too intellectually acute to embrace easy answers. And so you get that line in, “It’s Alright Ma, (I’m Only Bleeding)” where he says, “Darkness at the break of noon / shadows even the silver spoon.” If we can assume “darkness at the break of noon” is a reference to Arthur Koestler’s anti-communist [novel] Darkness at Noon, silver spoon is a metaphor for capitalism; he’s basically saying that one system is just as bad as the other. 

Newport Folk Festival, 1964. (Credit: Gai Terrell/Redferns)

The Basement Tapes were an indirect result of Bob Dylan’s 1966 motorcycle crash. Some people say that his long recovery period was an excuse for Dylan to take time away from the public. Do you agree? 

He wanted to get away from the pressures, and there were unbelievable pressures in his career. He’d released three albums in the space of 13 or 14 months; one of them a double album. And not just any albums, but some of the greatest music ever made to this very day. He’d been on world tours, backed by an electric band, booed to the rafters at every concert. People were actually paying so that they could boo him because it was considered to be selling out if you moved from folk to pop or rock. And the toll that took both physically and psychologically, I mean, none of us can really imagine it. And he just released Blonde on Blonde in June ’66. And he was due to go out on another world tour. I don’t know whether Dylan would’ve survived that tour because he was keeping himself going—or his manager, Albert Grossman, was keeping him going, shall we say—by artificial means, which was another thing that must have been playing havoc with his constitution. He had a motorbike accident on July 29. And there’s no doubt that was an accident. But he aggrandized it into something bigger in order to be able to say to Grossman and to the people that he was contracted to do work for, “I can’t do this.” His brain works very fast, and he realized that he could turn this to his advantage and simply get off that treadmill, which was in danger of killing him.

And The Basement Tapes, of course, are the consequence of that. While he was recuperating, Grossman said to him, “Well, can you at least write some songs so that we can get some cover versions?” Because at that point in history, everybody wanted to record a Bob Dylan song. He didn’t have many hits of his own. But other people, when they covered his songs, tended to have hits. He started writing some songs, and they were very odd songs; nothing like what he’d written before. They were quirky. They were humorous. They were quite penitent. He wasn’t this scathing East Coast hipster anymore. He was a sort of ruralized person who was contemplating what he’d done and what he’d done to other people, and what other people had done to him, such as Grossman. And this all manifests itself in some of the strangest, but also most wonderful songs that you’ve ever heard. We now refer to them as The Basement Tapes, but they were, at the time, a 12-song acetate that was circulating amongst the rock aristocracy.

By the 1970s, Dylan was no longer part of the cultural zeitgeist, no longer innovating the music scene. What do you think contributed to this? 

Part of it was voluntary. He no longer wanted to be considered the leader of the counterculture or the world’s youth or whatever people considered him to be. He was being hounded by these people. One of the reasons he played the Isle of Wight Festival in Britain in 1969 is that the Woodstock festival was located there in Woodstock. Eventually, it moved to Bethel, 90 miles away, but it was going to take place in Woodstock because Dylan lived there. And it was the most ridiculous maneuver to try to coax him out of his…not quite retirement…but he kept a low profile at the time and wasn’t touring at all. So he was basically sick and tired of people trying to put him on a pedestal, although he sort of willingly occupied it back in the protest days. Then we have this culminating in Self Portrait in 1970, which was a deliberately terrible double album, which was almost designed to get these people off his back.

Do you think there is anyone who really knows Bob Dylan, the man?  

I suppose it would be one of his wives rather than anybody else. But he does seem to be a very complicated, convoluted person, as demonstrated by the fact that he’ll give totally different versions of events. For instance, I mentioned Self Portrait. He’s given quotes about that album where he says, “Yes, it was a deliberately terrible album to make people leave me alone.” And then I’ve seen him give other quotes where he quite impassionately said it was a great album, and people didn’t listen to it properly, and that’s why they don’t understand it. That’s a very odd mentality, a very odd psyche that he has; almost schizophrenic. We, the general public, might think we know who Bob Dylan is, but you’d have to be one of his intimates to really understand who he is. I don’t think he even knows himself sometimes.

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Charlotte de Witte Is Headlining 6 New York Shows In 4 Days

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From underground warehouses to big-name venues, Charlotte de Witte is storming New York this week with a massive run of shows.

Starting Wednesday, May 21st, the Belgian techno superstar is headlining six shows across four days, with most already sold out. She begins at Public Records before conquering Superior Ingredients, a mysterious secret location, 99 Scott, The Ruins at Knockdown Center, and finally The Great Hall at Avant Gardner.

Fans attending these shows will likely hear unreleased music from de Witte’s long-awaited debut album, due out November 7th via her own KNTXT label. She recently released its opener “The Realm” and is now set to drop another new single on May 29th, a techno track called “No Division” featuring XSALT.

The song’s vinyl version, which includes the “Original Mix” and “Instrumental Mix” as a B-side, is getting an early release and will be available to purchase sale at each show.

“Launching this single while I’m in New York feels symbolic,” de Witte said in a statement. “There’s something about the city, its chaos, its diversity, its constant movement, that perfectly mirrors the spirit of ‘No Division.’ It’s a place where differences collide and coexist.”

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MIT Disavowed a Viral Paper Claiming That AI Leads to More Scientific Discoveries

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The paper on AI and scientific discovery has now become a black eye on MIT's reputation.

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The Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) is distancing itself from a headline-making paper about AI’s purported ability to accelerate the speed of science.

The paper in question is “Artificial Intelligence, Scientific Discovery, and Product Innovation,” and was published in December as a pre-print by an MIT graduate student in economics, Aidan Toner-Rodgers. It quickly generated buzz, and outlets including The Wall Street Journal, Nature, and The Atlantic covered the paper’s (alleged) findings, which purported to demonstrate how the embrace of AI at a materials science lab led to a significant increase in workforce productivity and scientific discovery, albeit, at the cost of workforce happiness.

Toner-Rodgers’ work even earned praise from top MIT economists David Autor and 2024 Nobel laureate Daron Acemoglu, the latter of whom called the paper “fantastic.”

But it seems that praise was premature, to put it mildly. In a press release on Friday, MIT conceded that following an internal investigation, it “has no confidence in the provenance, reliability or validity of the data and has no confidence in the veracity of the research contained in the paper.” MIT didn’t give a reason for its backpedaling, citing “student privacy laws and MIT policy,” but it’s a black eye on MIT nonetheless.

The university has also requested that the paper be removed from the ePrint archive ArXiv and requested it be withdrawn from consideration by the Quarterly Journal of Economics, where it’s currently under review.

The ordeal is “more than just embarrassing,” Autor told the WSJ in a new report, “it’s heartbreaking.”

David vs. MIT

According to the WSJ’s latest story, the course reversal kicked off in January, when an unnamed computer scientist “with experience in materials science” approached Autor and Acemoglu with questions about how the AI tech centered in the study actually worked, and “how a lab he wasn’t aware of had experienced gains in innovation.”

When Autor and Acemoglu were unable to get to the bottom of those questions on their own, they took their concerns to MIT’s higher-ups. Enter, months later: Friday’s press release, in which Autor and Acemoglu, in a joint statement, said they wanted to “set the record straight.”

That a paper evidently so flawed passed under so many well-educated eyes with little apparent pushback is, on the one hand, pretty shocking. Then again, as materials scientist Ben Shindel wrote in a blog post, its conclusion — that AI means more scientific productivity, but less joy — feels somewhat intuitive. And yet, according to the WSJ’s reporting, it wasn’t until closer inspection by someone with domain expertise, who could see through the paper’s optimistic veneer, that those seemingly intuitive threads unwound.

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They Might Be Giants for the Children: 9-Year-Old Twins Review a TMBG Concert

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“Holy shit there are a lot of kids!”

With this statement, John Flansburgh—one of the two Johns of They Might Be Giants, along with John Lindell—was correct: there were an expletive-worthy amount of kids at their show on Saturday, May 17 at Los Angeles’ historic Orpheum Theatre. I don’t remember it being like this back when I last saw the band live in the ‘90s and early 2000s, but it makes sense. TMBG’s had a few children’s albums throughout their career, and I have fond middle school memories of their songs on Tiny Toons. More than that though, They Might Be Giants’ brand of funny, eccentric music is a budding music fan’s perfect gateway to the worlds of college and alternative rock.

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At least, this is how it has been for my 9-year-old twins. My daughter Chloe’s supercool third grade teacher has introduced the class to several TMBG songs like “Don’t Let’s Start,” “Mammal,” and Chloe’s favorite “Doctor Worm.” She shared these with her brother Clark, who then himself got really into “Birdhouse in Your Soul” and “Particle Man.” Together, they added TMBG to our home’s regular rotation, especially Flood and Apollo 18. I was excited, but tried not to overdo it, for fear of scaring them off. So I sat back with pride as they got the humor, appreciated the eclectic styles, and even talked about how some songs sound fun but are actually sad or serious (thank you, “Dead” and “Your Racist Friend”). As an old TMBG fan and general music geek, it was the moment I was waiting for: when fan and parenting overlap.

They Might Be Giants (Credit: Sam Graff)
(Credit: Sam Graff)

So when I saw the band was playing L.A. on a non-school night at a reasonable hour, I had to go for it. A chance to take the kids to their first official rock show (no offense to their prior concerts, Kids Bop and a Billy Joel cover band). Chloe and Clark loved the idea and even suggested sharing their reviews of the show with me to write up for SPIN (thankfully, my editor liked this pitch too). This was going to be a grand night out, and again, I was clearly not the only fan/parent thinking this way. Chloe, Clark, and I were so excited for this right of passage.

Until two minutes before the show started, when Clark said he needed to go to the bathroom.

Not ideal timing, but we ran down and back, returning during the opening number, the driving, full-band showcase “Subliminal.” It was an unexpected choice, for what turned out to be an unexpected evening. Back at our seats, Chloe is giddy and bopping along, but Clark…is off. 

This current tour, “The Big Show,” has a standard format: two sets, each night. The first set focuses on tracks from one of their 18-plus albums, while the second set is a mix of hits, rarities, and songs that lend themselves to the tour’s horn section. For our show, set one was going to be the band’s 1994 album, John Henry, and set two “The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway by Genesis,” joked John Flansburgh. John Linnell corrected his partner, but later joked they’d focus on a classic album for the second set, “Maybe… [Guns N’ Roses’] The Spaghetti Incident?” These kinds of music-geek jokes killed with the adults in the audience, and led to some teachable moments for the children

Per that first set, John Henry is a fan favorite. It was the first time the two Johns recorded with a full band. When I first heard John Henry in high school, it also stood out as decidedly harder and darker than previous albums, sharpening their quirks into edges. Those edges were intact at the concert, but the songs also felt electric and fresh. The grooving bass of “Snail Shell” had the audience up and moving, and became a new favorite song of both my kids. 90’s-style rocker “Out of Jail” is a relative rarity live, but felt so thunderous and alive it should become a standard. About halfway through set #1,  the Johns and their regular band were joined by a three-piece horn section, to bring even more energy and life to the show, in particular turning the  expressionist anthem “Meet James Ensor” into a celebratory crowd-pleaser. 

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(Credit: Brendan Hay)

As hoped, the band infused their unique style into every aspect of the concert. Each song had its own enchanting lighting cues and video installations. The Johns filled the space between every song with witty banter that made adults AND kids laugh. And the audience’s energy was perfectly in sync with the band’s, ebbing and flowing in just the right way to fill the theater with an expansive wall of fun. It’s exactly what I wanted for Chloe and Clark’s first concert. 

Chloe loved (and danced to) all of the above, but her favorite moment: John Flansburgh conducting the band and then later the audience for a hilariously epic ending to “Spy.” 

“It made me feel like I was part of the band,” Chloe told me later. Other Chloe highlights: swaying her hands to “Dirt Bike,” and the videos that accompanied each song, “Except the one of somebody’s mouth. That was creepy.” For a band that’s been at this for four decades now, TMBG showed that they are still bringing it like this is their first tour. Only now, they carry themselves with a comfortable confidence of knowing how to keep every night on the road  fun for both themselves and their fans. It was as positive a vibe as you can ask for for your kids first show… 

Which is why it was terrible when halfway through, Clark had to go to the bathroom again. His stomach was hurting now. “Shit,” I thought, hoping he’d be fine after another bathroom break. But he wasn’t. We saw the rest of the John Henry songs, but during the set’s final track, the “The End of the Tour,” Clark rushed out of his seat. Chloe and I followed, getting to him just as he threw up in the aisle. We got him to the bathroom where he threw up again, this time thankfully in a toilet. I felt terrible, for both kids. Clark is inexplicably sick and Chloe is explicitly furious.

(Credit: Brendan Hay)
(Credit: Brendan Hay)

My dream of fan and parenting overlap had become a nightmare. I was frustrated at the situation and trying to figure out the next best step. But, to be clear, I was not mad at Clark. He didn’t mean to get sick and, hey, I’ve vomited at shows before (granted, it was my 20s). If my wife had been in town, she could’ve picked up Clark to allow Chloe and I to stay…but she was away for work. Fan Me suggested that I let Clark rest for the intermission between sets…then go back into the theater for set two. Fortunately, Parent Me knows Fan Me can be a selfish jerk. So Parent Me took over and brought both my tired, sick kid and angry, disappointed kid home.

Once we get home and they’re both asleep, I immediately can feel Parent Me and Fan Me’s judgments. Parent Me is all: “You shouldn’t have brought them.” Fan Me can’t believe I left the show early. Parent Me feels for Clark. Fan Me for Chloe. I give up and accept that this is life when you’re a fan and a parent. You want to share what you love with your kids, especially when an unforced opportunity for bonding presents itself. But life will intervene. It always does with kids. And that kind of message, plus the funny-sad dichotomy of having our big show cancelled by vomit is, well, the spirit of many a They Might Be Giants song. 

The author's kids outside of the Orpheum Theatre (Credit: Brendan Hay)
Clark and Chloe outside of the Orpheum Theatre. (Credit: Brendan Hay)

So I can’t fully deliver what the kids and I pitched, two generations of TMBG fans reviewing the concert. Chloe and Clark did still want to offer their rapid-fire reviews of the first set, though:

On the venue: “Really nice! It looked like a giant mansion” — Clark

Audience: “The people who sat in our aisle and had to keep standing to let us go to the bathroom were very nice” — Clark 

“Also, everyone was loud, obviously.” — Chloe

Visuals & Lighting: “From the stuff I got to see, the lighting was really cool.” — Clark 

“There were some white lights flying all over the place that were like ‘Whoa.’ They did a good job.” — Chloe

Personal Experience: “Really fun. Loud and a bit overwhelming, though.” — Chloe 

“I really liked the songs. I wish I did not get sick.” — Clark

Favorite song: “Snail Shell.” — Chloe and Clark

The band’s performance: “I liked how they joked a lot.” — Clark

Anything You Would Change: “I wouldn’t get sick.” — Clark

“And maybe not that mouth video.” — Chloe 

Any message to the band: “I really liked the concert.” — Chloe 

“I really liked the album you played. I never heard it before, but now I want to listen to it again.” — Clark

Should parents take their kids to They Might Be Giants concerts?: “YES.” — Chloe and Clark

The next day, missing the second set became an extra bummer when we learned it included all of Chloe and Clark’s favorite songs, closing with what a friend who was there told me was a fantastic version of “Dr. Worm.” But also, Clark was feeling better so we put on John Henry. Successful first show or not, the band will still be a place for us to connect. 

And hey, at least now my kids have a memorable answer for “What was your first concert?” Maybe that’s the most important thing for a music fan parent to pass down.

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